So, I've been thinking about premium tanks that I don't have, for
whatever reason, but would like to get at some point. Then I remembered I
have a website where I could post said list for the amusement of others
who might be in the same boat as me, or better still, might have them
and could offer me some insight.
So, without further ado, the top 5 Premium Tanks I want in World of Tanks!
Number 5, the Mauerbrecher!
Yes,
it's under-powered. Yes, virtually no one plays this anymore. Yes, it's
basically been reduced to a bad meme, but... I still want one. I really
want a trainer for the full maus crew, and though it's not a
performance machine at tier 8, I've been surprised by it when I've
played against it. Though it's weak spots are pretty blatant and
obnoxious, the few Mauerbrecher players I've seen have become masters of
wiggling around so hitting these spots accurately is difficult, even at
close range. That draws in tanks that see it and become overconfident
(me, in two different cases) at which point the "MB" pounds you into the
dust. I thought I was invincible in my Defender- until the Mauerbrecher
caved in the roof of my turret. That's when I thought "man, I think
I've missed the boat on this one..." As this one debuted right at the
end of 2017, it's likely to hit the scene again this year, and again in
the future, so I'm sure I'll be able to get my own "MB" sooner than
later.
Number 4, the Großtraktor (Grosstraktor) Krupp!
Ah, the G. -
Traktor... it's at tier 3, it has a weak gun, it has soft armor, it has
low mobility. It is rarely seen because it is trash that is pretty much
never sold. But, though I can't really explain why, I do want one. It's
such an oddity, and such a rarity that I'd like one to tool around in
"for the lols" if that makes any sense. I've got a few tanks, (the
Turan, Sentinel, and TOG II all come to mind) that I play almost
entirely to be silly in, WN8 be damned, and there is something kinda
cathartic in that. To add a tank to my collection that is basically
impossible to do well in, but still throws people for a loop because of
how strange it is, well, that sounds like a lot of fun to me.
Number 3, the AMX M4 mle. 49 Liberté (Liberte)!
This
one is more of my bad timing, and being broke part of the time. When
the Liberte debuted (alongside it's non-nationally painted twin)
Wargaming was kind enough to give them out as a rental to players to try
out, as people were really on the fence about the idea of a French
heavy tank being any good. Bear in mind, the AMX-50 drum-loaders were
the best we had at the time, and they were ambush predators, not
brawlers. At any rate, I got my rental of the Liberte, loaded into a few
games, and gave it a spin.
I'm not sure if it was my connection,
the matchmaker, the alignment of the stars, or what... but I didn't do
well. In fact, after suffering ammo-racks, fires, and multiple downed
crewmen, I was worried the tank was a dud. I looked to the other Liberte
drivers around me, as there were many trying out their rentals as I
was... it wasn't a pretty sight. It seemed no one could play the tank
well, and I chalked it up to the tank being terrible, and never played
it again.
Flash forward to September of 2017, and I had the
pleasure of visiting a friend, and playing WOT with them locally (I'll
let you sound off if you so choose sir). This gentleman wasn't a fool
like me, and realized the Liberte's potential- he had bought one. He let
me take it for a spin (with his 4-skill French heavy seal-clubbing crew
no less) and I got a steel-wall on my first time out in it. I played
another few rounds on his account, and a terrible cloud descended on me.
What had I done? I had of course realized the Liberte wasn't terrible
in the weeks and months following it's initial release, but playing
those couple games really did open my eyes as to how absolutely broken
the tank was in the right positions.
...of course, the next time
the Liberte was offered, it was rather expensive, and I didn't have the
money. Then when it was offered at Christmastime, I passed in favor of
the other deal, which knowing Wargaming, I'll probably never see again.
Will I get the Liberte? I guess that depends on if Wargaming chooses to
sell it again, and if it's locked behind a massive bundle paywall-
though I like to think we'll see it yet this year. Hopefully not right
after all my bills come due...
Number 2, the Panzer 38H!
The
tier 2 mini-maus, the Panzer 38H is just the French Hotchkiss H35
tankette, but in German markings, but... oh man, the armor, the gun, the
crew... it's a dream machine for whoever's driving it, and a nightmare
for anyone up against it. I remember many a game at tier 2 where half
the team would be unable to penetrate the Panzer 38H's, even with
premium rounds because their guns were just too weak to do the job. Even
my reliable curb-stomper the FCM-36 couldn't out-swing the Panzer 38H.
Even with gold rounds you weren't guaranteed to do much of anything to
it... well, except make it angry! I think this has been on my "wish
list" since the very beginning- I don't know that I'd even play it much,
but to have the tank that kicked my butt so many times in the past
seems sort of cathartic.
Number 1, the BT-SV!
It's fast in
a straight line! It's armor is almost invincible! It's gun is terrible!
It's a meme machine that runs on dreams, and only players who are
super-old-school have this thing. As such, it's almost never seen in the
wild- and when it is, it's planted squarely above the hole where the
seals come out of the ice. Much like the Panzer I.C, I think this one is
probably more fun to drive around in than to fight with. The fact it
can go super fast in a (relatively) straight line, while also sporting
enough armor to keep you alive while doing it... I don't know, the
troll-level antics you could get up to could be tons of fun. It's tier
3, it's not like anyone is playing seriously at tier 3 anyway- I sure
don't!

So, that's my list of tanks I want! Is it a
good list? Tell me in the comments why or why not, and if you've got
any tips, feedback, or suggestions, I am all ears! Thanks so much for
reading!