I find it rather curious that the last handful of spambots all seem to be trying to sell "industrial" items as opposed to purses, shoes, and football jerseys.
Does Fort Fantasy sound like some sort of factory setting or industrial commodity exchange? Bizarre.
Huh, "crystal clear" you say? Hmm, the rambling text seems somewhat less clear than crystal.
Oh no! Not the Torrence Hockey Person! He was, without question, my favorite Hockey Person of them all.
(Genuinely, if someone died, that is terrible, but holy hell what is wrong with this bot!?!)
Oh man, that's terrible! At least the Torrence Hockey Person existed but now you tell me the Redskin's General Manager doesn't exist!?! Oh, wait, he "was not existing"... Well somebody tell him to stop being a nightmarish paradox upon space and time, and start existing again! Lazy bum, thinks he's too good to exist like the rest of us...
Need an escalator? Well, unless you are a Cathedral of Business I guess.
What exactly constitutes a "Cathedral of Business" anyway? Like, old-school multi-level department stores, or just like any "worshiped" business. What if nobody worships there anymore, like Sears? Is it still a cathedral? So many questions...
You know, a word of advice, don't lead into your sales pitch with all the things that are still (apparently rather likely(?)) to happen on said product. Yikes.
Enjoy yet more alphabet soup, courtesy of the Chinese elevator industry...
It's pretty rare we get a bot that wanders into the forums. Bonus points for being in the right category, but points retracted for having an avatar that references a predatory leveling service.
Curious that, aside from a few links (which look like they're even tossed in as an afterthought) it looks like it really just wanted to narrate Game of Thrones to the Fortress Dwellers here. Strange!