So, in a rage of sorts, I thought why not look up "fast headache relief" and this was, no joke, the first result.
Ah ha ha ha...
A few more further down, after such suggestions as "quit smoking" and "practice yoga" (thanks Yoga Lobby!) we come to the cream of the crop, the best of the best:
Hey, do you have a stress headache? Why don't you just NOT be stressed??? See how easy it is to just relax in a world literally coming undone at the seams! Wow, I feel kind a dumb that I never just tried NOT being stressed out!
I wonder if this works for other medical maladies. Like, if the author of the above caption(s) has a broken arm, I am really hoping the doctor first insists that they try "Just don't have a broken arm. It's easy- look at me, my arms aren't broken. Try doing that."
It is 2017. It is the future. Give me a pill or something that nukes my headaches.
