I guess if I had some beach land in Washington, which is more rocky and cold than sandy and pleasant, I'd probably do it. If I got to keep the skeleton, I don't know what I'd do with it. I know they look awesome when they're hung from the ceiling, so that could be kinda cool. Again, assuming I own beach-front property in one of the most expensive states in America, I'd probably have a house big enough to house this thing too.

