Industrial Spambots at Fort Fantasy Forum

FortFantasy Jun 5 '18

I can only imagine how this one got worked out.

"Hey! That website? The one with the goons that play that damn tank game? Yeah, give em' the GILLOTINE KNIFE AD."

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FortFantasy Jun 5 '18

PET CUP.

#42

FortFantasy Jun 11 '18

A bot post about LED lights and Florida bird watching. These are things I did not expect to be typing today!

#43

FortFantasy Jun 11 '18

We've been visited by another mystery image. What could it be? Why is it here?

But, the most pressing question of all... does anyone care?

#44

FortFantasy Jun 13 '18

I dare you to make less sense.

#45

FortFantasy Jun 13 '18

Anyone interested in some Windows 10 activation codes? This robot has you set, 100% legit and not-at-all pirated I'm sure!

#46

FortFantasy Jun 14 '18

Candles you say? Interesting.

#47

Jasper Jun 16 '18

Quote from FortFantasy
PET CUP.

Wtf

#48

FortFantasy Jun 16 '18

Word Spaghetti incoming!

My favorite line of this is: "No seriously, this is ridiculous. Can the GE entertain Vary a little added generally or in atomic look the ethics of the a lot of contempo trades?"

#49

FortFantasy Jun 19 '18

Not a mystery item exactly, but still strange...

They made a group too.

Stranger and stranger.

#50

FortFantasy Jun 22 '18

Poor LED factory guy, we barely knew ye.

#51

FortFantasy Jun 22 '18

Alright, this is interesting. An umbrella seller? A tent huckster? A... pretty garden?

So many questions, so little time.

My favorite thing about this is that the bot made an album called "folding tent". It jut strikes me as funny.

#52

FortFantasy Jun 22 '18

So, the elevator dealers are back...

But there's more to this than just trying to sell Chinese elevators, no, they have a story to tell here on FortFantasy, and I'd be some kind of monster if I didn't give them a stage for their tales!

So, without further ado, ladies and gents, have a seat for what I am now calling...

Today, our storyteller is dumbwaerlevator, who has a story to tell us about a young man who is very nervous for a job interview, and who may himself be an elevator. It's breathtaking! It's wonderful! It's kinda confusing... But! That only adds to the DRAMA! Please enjoy "The Elevator Doors Opened."

#53

FortFantasy Jun 24 '18

Here's an interesting bot.

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FortFantasy Jun 24 '18

The bot goes on to give us all a vital piece of information...

My favorite line of this madcap thing is the last one. "For one to be able to learn the art of interior designing rather than attaining education degree in observation and reading."

Welp, it's pretty obvious which degree this bot went with.

#55

FortFantasy Jun 26 '18

You would think that with the username "pvcboard" they would be selling PVC stuff. You, good fellow, would be wrong.

How about party bus services. I think?

A (probably stolen) article about digital transfer services, interspersed with links for skirting board. Curious sales tactic.

A news article about the World Series of Poker, again interspersed with links for skirting boards... kinda weird.

Finally, we're left with this nice painting. This is my kinda spambot, it's weird, it's funny, it's informative, and it even gave us some nice artwork to spruce the place up with. Glad to have it saved here for posterity. Here in spambot jail.