As you may have guessed from the title, the following are some emails I've received from some very reputable people and organizations, none of which are scammers or anything like that.
These are cataloged from three places, my old vending business email (which has been plastered on vending machines all across Wisconsin over the last few years), my personal email, and finally the "admin" email for MetaJolt which catches spam not only from direct mailings, but also from forms on MetaJolt proper that filter back through.
If you have some Excellent emails to share too, feel free to post them, and don't forget to share the names of the very reputable people that sent them! 
So, without further ado, enjoy!
Wow, a United States Special Investigator has stopped all those other scammers for me, and instead wants to reconnect me with my $6.5 Million inheritance (?) but he only communicates via text message. Yikes, I knew that the Trump administration was cutting budgets, but you'd think they'd be able to spare Mr. Patrick Morrissey a flip phone at the very least.
Oh boy, what am I going to spend my totally real and not at all imaginary millions on?
Perfect.
